Monday, May 11, 2009

Going Under The Knife

It's time to play Human Pincushion with your host, Monkeyboy!

I get knocked out tomorrow morning for a total of four surgeries all in one shot. It's a QVC deal here, folks. It's not just a tonsillectomy! It's also a septoplasty! But wait there's more. Act now and receive sinus surgery and a vasectomy absolutely free*

*not really!

To follow: Two weeks of hell.

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